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FMC
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 Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:37 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes  |
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No new funny stuff for 2 weeks - I can help out 
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FMC
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:35 am Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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Some of you are students, am I right?
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:07 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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so thats why i have probs in my shower at home...  |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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| I only shower once a week so it must be able to handle that. |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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I found a nice video with a guy who want's to play UT and he's a little bit upset because his comp starts the game not fast enough and later he has some trouble with other ppl, some stuff on his desk and his Escape key
First I thought it was Leo - he often talked about his broken hardware - but this guy speaks german 
Well, and decide for yourself if it's funny or just very very weird |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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| LOL, I hope that guy doesn't get a heart attack. |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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| so thats how the ppl feel i play agains...not so strange ppl some times call names on servers when they feel like that... |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:30 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes them saying "you can do as you please in Heaven, just don't step on any ducks."
The women are puzzled but proceed into Heaven. Looking around, they notice there are ducks everywhere. In a matter of minutes, one of the women steps on a duck.
Saint Peter walks up to the woman with a hideously ugly man. Saint Peter shackles the man and the woman together and says, "for stepping on a duck, you have to spend eternity chained to this ugly man."
The other two women are shocked but go about their business until, sure enough, another woman steps on a duck. Immediately Saint Peter comes and shackles her to another ugly man.
The last woman tries desperately to not step on a duck. After a few months of not stepping on any ducks, Saint Peter walks up to the woman accompanied by a stunningly handsome man. He shackles the woman to the man and after a while, the woman being thrilled to be chained to such a handsome man, says "I don't know what I did to deserve this."
The man replies, "I don't know what you did lady, but I stepped on a duck."
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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| a+ |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:56 am Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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Difficult to say if this is still fast food
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| Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:16 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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| K i was planning on not giving ppl here this link...but wel if your 18+ and a PC junky and you have problems dealing with girls... |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:05 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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A phisics teacher asks: WATT is the unit of power?
Student replies: Ahhh, don't know.
Teacher: How u don't know? U didn't listen when I was talking? I place u "2"!
Student: Nooooo! Why 2? I really didn't know!
Teacher: AAAHHHH! U are so stupid then! It says It in the question!
Student: How in the question?
Teacher: So what do u think is WATT? The sentence starts with "watt"
Student: Aahhhhhhhh! How I didn't realise that It's WATT!
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| Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 12:22 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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I hope you don't need such a thing, but who knows
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| Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes |
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lol FMC now I know your old but showing us the things you use to feel young just makes me sick! glead it works for you tho!  |
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