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 Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:32 am Post subject: US Navy attempts attack on UK Navy |
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(Warning...there is swearing in this, its an actual copy of a conversation, so its not right to change it, and I know most of you dont care about swearing anyway, but we warned, if it offends you, dont read it)
The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, off the Scottish North coast. The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.
BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.
US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
BRITISH : Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
US Navy : This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
US NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. Fuck off. |
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| Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:48 am Post subject: |
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| Rofl, that's real? |
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| Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:50 am Post subject: |
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so I've been told!
no wonder Afganistan and Iraq where such a mess huh?! |
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| Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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Omg rofl  |
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I love the UK  |
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